Announcing Change Of Address

Dear XPYRTQZ,

So I spelled your name wrong!

So I forgot to add the Zip!

So it took a little longer to reach you and irked you that liberties were taken with your title!

Well, maybe you'll do the same with me. But if you are a stickler for accuracy, like to keep the record straight, or just plan want to reach me with a message, a bill, or a birthday card, please note:

MY NEW ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER ARE ABOVE.

Thanks, in advance,

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